The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney. The Internal Revenue Service decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to an appointment with the toughest auditor in the office. Finally, let them know that there will always be more of us than them and we buy cars, cellphones, makeup (hello!), drugs, and oatmeal too. Let 'em know that you appreciate their sponsorship of those shows in the face of the hatred and stupidity that is heaped on them by the AFA and other organizations like them. So, if you're happy that the Tinky Winky bashing may finally stop for a while and you'd like to do something to counter morons like the ones at the American Family Association, please take a few moments tomorrow during business hours and help me light up the switchboards of The Top Ten Pro-Homosexual Sponsors on Television with some big, gay love and support. REALLY gay stuff like ER or The Simpsons. Don't you have anything else to talk about!" Not to mention Ol' Wildmon's one man crusade to topple Ford for their egregious support of equal rights.Īnyway, they sent out this action alert to their legions of bigots with TVs and phones, asking them to call and/or boycott any company that sponsored a show that had determined was "supportive of the homosexual lifestyle." You know. I don't understand how the people on their email list don't just say, "Enough about the homos already. Actually, it's the same trick that they've never really stopped. They're back up to their old tricks again.
Take, for example, Don Wildmon and the assclowns at the American Family Association. While we take a minute to mark the passing of one hateful bigot, let's not forget that there are thousands of others out there who will rush to fill any void left by his short fall to hell. Have you considered trying aversion therapy? Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality, and fail to develop you natural, healthy homosexual potential?ġ6. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you fear he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?ġ5. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you?ġ4. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?ġ3. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?ġ2. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?ġ1. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Would you want your children to be heterosexual knowing the problems that they'd face?ġ0. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Why can't you just be what you are and keep quiet about it?ĩ. Why do you heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your life-style?Ĩ. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did he or she react?ħ. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay or lesbian lover?Ħ. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?ĥ.
Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you may grow out of?Ĥ. When and how did you decide that you were a heterosexual?ģ. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?Ģ. And I sorer shewwin 'er ankles to some poor gent dahn the pub yesserday arfernoon while 'er ol’ dad stole the poor bugger’s influenza roight aht the man’s pokkit. ‘Ere offisah, dahn’t truss that littuw giwl, orrite? She’s the one wot stole foive bob from me larse week she did, when i was recovering in St. Oh no, Officer! I know ‘im, and ‘e’s a good lad ‘e ‘elped me find daddy when I was lost in th market! I’m sure my father would be happy to let me pay for th’ post! Father is just around the corner getting influenza Woss-all this then? You cheeky li’uhl buggah, wheh’d you get that post? Didn’t I tell you wha’ ‘appens to li’uhl boys that steal posts, hm? If your dear old mum knew she’d catch influenza with shame.
Gee, thanks mista! Oi Avent had a post to me own since and mum n pop died of influenza! I’ll be certain to cherish it as if it were me little brutha who died from influenza also
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